Can I buy a constellation and name it after me?

everyone else is buying stars, but I'm REALLY rich and I want a bigger piece of the sky.Can I buy a constellation and name it after me?Sure, I'll sell you one. Send me $1,000 and I will send you a fancy piece of paper that says you own one.



That is just as official as ANY of the others are.



You said you are rich so I figure that $1,000 is a bargain to you...Can I buy a constellation and name it after me?
Yes, go to the constellation lot, check them out, you can buy a good used one for a lot less than a new one, and the renaming fee is minimal...you might even see a galaxy you like with nice options...planets will run you a bit more...and black holes....cheap !!! Take 5 bucks and go WILD you space magnate !!!! Hey, you can name a lot of stuff for your family too, including pets !!!!!Can I buy a constellation and name it after me?NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I really don't think that would be a good idea, Dave.



Dave? What are you doing, Dave?Can I buy a constellation and name it after me?sure I just happen to have a couple.Can I buy a constellation and name it after me?
I will happily sell you Ursa Major and give you a very nice printout (suitable for framing)!



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29% is only good if it is monthly(and in cash), pay more often and you don't have worry about it for a whole year
no..... 29% commission is too much.... how about you tell him to make it 25%? Lolz...I'm just kidding... You cannot buy a star or a moon... Stop wasting your time.... Thank you for a good laugh....Can I buy a constellation and name it after me?
You can, if it's one of those Constellations made by Lockheed.
Sure send me $100 and I will send you a nice certificate. You can always call a rose by any name.... but it is still a rose!



All the constellations are named (88 of them) and have been adjusted by scientists to take up every square second of arc of sky. There is none left to name, but that won't stop some make believe company from selling something that doesn't exist to people who are willing to pay for a nice looking certificate.
Discover a new one and you might get it named after you.